There once was a fair dominatrix
who flatly refused to wear latex
the wearing of leather
gave her much pleasure
(not to mention her strange rubber complex)
There was an old stripper named Lil
who once showed remarkable skill
her breasts once so round
now dragged on the ground
Poor Lil was quite over the hill!
There once was a man called de Sade
whose behavior was terribly bad
with bull whips he'd sate
his bestial tastes
my God, what a horrible cad!