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There once was a fair dominatrix
who flatly refused to wear latex
the wearing of leather
gave her much pleasure
(not to mention her strange rubber complex)


There was an old stripper named Lil
who once showed remarkable skill
her breasts once so round
now dragged on the ground
Poor Lil was quite over the hill!



There once was a man called de Sade
whose behavior was terribly bad
with bull whips he'd sate
his bestial tastes
my God, what a horrible cad!
December Form Challenge, 2012 :iconkiwi-damnation::iconprojectdfc:

I am having no luck with a sestina, so am moving on,

December 14: Limericks
A funny lyrical poem consisting of five lines, rhyme a,a,b,b,a.
It is traditional for limericks to be a bit bawdy and naughty, but there are many that are not. I went with the naughty kind...

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Shades-Of-Lethe Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Delightful and excellent!! )) :heart:
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Professional Writer
Many thanks - I appreciate it very much!
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teardownthefence Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
Hahaha this is great. Also, congrats on your DD today :D
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Professional Writer
Many thanks. I appreciate it very much!
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Villenueve Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Excellent!
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Professional Writer
Many thanks. I appreciate it very much!
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aldwarke Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
This isn't a response to 'Bawdy' but to your Korean form submission.
I know what you mean about Donne. A tutor once said to me that you might have to read a poem of his twenty or more times before you got even a shade of his meaning and even then to have a knowledge of the mind set of his age. Life is short!
The reason I mentioned this one is that I felt that the epigram had that twist in the second line that fitted to your description.
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Professional Writer
Thanks! Perhaps I was just too lazy to try and decipher him. I read many other poets' works with interest and delight...just not his.
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Piscesandthediamonds Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lols :heart:
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks very much!
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WaywardGypsy Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hahaha
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
I am glad you enjoyed them!
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TheDarkenedBride Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: hahahahaha
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Glad they gave you a chuckle!
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AElfrics-Cat Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ha! Fabulous! This gave me a very warm giggle this morning! :aww:
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Great!! I am so glad.
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pcanjjaxdcd Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my.
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
LOL...
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SylvanSmith Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Clever.
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks very much!
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GoddessSirena Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This made me giggle. Great job!
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks very much!
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GoddessSirena Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Anytime! :D
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LuneBleu Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Love it :heart:
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
I am very glad!! Thanks very much for your support with this project!
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Skullkid43 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
Heh,heh....How bland this world would be if everyones mind was clean.:PWell done:)
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Professional Writer
Many thanks - I appreciate it!
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Skullkid43 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
Your Welcome!:D
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aldwarke Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
They are usually naughty, rarely offensive. The rhyming of the last line is always difficult for me.
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
It's a more difficult form than I thought it would be. Seems so simple...
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rlkirkland Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
(ribald) Humor in brief verse is an underexplored field these days.
The best tend to be spicy while not overly crass; a good sampling. :)
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks. They were much harder to write than I thought.
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Canis44 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Student Writer
There once was a priest of Kings,
who's mind was upon 'higher thing',
but his true hearts desire, was a boy in the choir
who had an ass like a jelly on springs.

Where would we all be without dirty limericks? lol

There was a young hooker from Crew,
who filled up her pussy with glue.
She said with a grin, if they'll pay to get in,
they can pay to get out of it too.
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
ROFLMFAOAGAL!! These are priceless!
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Canis44 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Student Writer
:happycry: lol
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TheDorsai Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'd add this more than once if that was possible!
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks very much!
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SweediesArt Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Amazing:clap:
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks very much!
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SweediesArt Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're very welcome:heart::hug:
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Cygam-7 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012   Traditional Artist
Hahaha good comedy for this morning! :P
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks very much!
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FuzzyHoser Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconsillyplz: Too funny, man.
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks very much!
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FuzzyHoser Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Of course!
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willfuldesertrose Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
*Gigglesnorts* So yes.
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks very much!
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vespera Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:lmao:
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Scarlettletters Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks very much!
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